Resume of David Lee Frater
1312 West Maryland Street, #102
Los Angeles, Ca, Usa, 90017
I am an older refined gentlemen, seekning a position as an Au-pair for a family with children that seeks a reliable, experienced Au Pair to care for your little loved ones.
I will prepare meals for the children, and the family, if you so desire, do the laundry for the household, serve as a gardener, groundskeeper, security agent and cook. I can chef for party events of any type, as long as you provide the food and instructions, I can butler for you if you desire. I do not desire a a great deal of money, I will work very reasonably for you and work long hours, and within your budget, I prefer to be paid in cash, once a week, for reasonable compensation, in cash, under the table, no IRS reporting needed.I will do anything you need including doing the duties of your household finances for you, bathing the children, assisting them with getting up in the morning, getting dressed, taking them to school and picking them up. I am completely honest and trustworthy, and very flexible with my hours. I will work nights and weekends if you so desire, I will make other arrangements with my friends if it conflicts with my schedule. I have no criminal record at all and you may perform a background check on me if you so desire. Your home and children will be the first priority in my life. I have one and only one rule, good, nutritious healthy food for one and all made from fresh ingredients. I will prepare all meals from your directions, and clean the kitchen and dishes after dinner. I do like an an occasional glass of wine now and then.
I have 8 years experience as a foster parent in Riverside County which requires a yearly test on child hood care, and developmental psychology in order to be re-certified and state a State Certification to have a foster home. I know and have experience in emergency care and procedures, I have red cross certification in first aid if you wish to see it. I used to be a Eagle Scout Pack Leader for Boy Scouts of America if that helps, I just LOVE KIDS, and I am very kind, lovable, affectionate, and respectful to the children in my care. I have allot of experience with older teen troubled boys, ones with a history of substance abuse, running away, anger management issues, and children suffering from diseases. I am aware of, and gentle and loving with such children. I have taken many courses on basic child care and developmental psychology, and know how to get children to behave and do what needs to be done, even when stubborn, I never punish the children, I tell the parents about misbehavior, and let the parents handle those issues, such as bad habits and smoking, et-cetera. I am not a religous zealot but deeply religious and belong to a Babtist Chucrh, If at all possible, I would prefer to have Sundays off, so I may attend services and have dinner parties with my friends. I am flexible on this if you allow me to take the children to my church for services, and you have to objections of them being exposed to the Babtist Faith.
I need a job desperately, as I am a retired systems analyst, computer systems and can assist the children with their homework, after school, if so desired. I have a Bachelors Degree in computer Science, and a Masters Degree in Business Management MBA. I need a little extra income for my expenses and bills, such as video tapes and cds of movies so I may watch them and be entertained any time I desire one. I have allot of bills and I need extra income. I can teach your children how to use computers very well, and all basic life skills, as I beleive that children grow up healthier knowing and expecting that work, and public transportation systems are a necessary part of life should they get lost somewhere. I encourage parents of sufficient means, give give their children a medical alert bracelet, a california ID, a GPS tracking chip, which is painless, and a credit card with a modest credit amount or 20 dollars in cash should they become lost or confused or god forbid adicded, ransomed, or harmed. I enourage children to learn some form of oriental self defense up to the degree of yellow belt, and to carry throwing stars or numchucks with them at all times, as the vast majority of people are ignorant of such things, and defenseless against them here in America.
I will NOT dissappoint you
My name is David Lee Frater, ESQ, Retired
I prefer to dress formally in a three piece business suit, From Brooks Brothers, with one of those black fedora hats, when going out, and a silver tipped English style walking stick.
I am mildly trained in the use of a set of Japanese Samurai swords, all three, the long sword, the Kantna, the middle one, Busido, and the short sword called the Suido. I keep the short sword, hidden in my clothing at all times for self defense and to protect the children. I also carry on me, at all times, 9mm 9 shot silver Berreta with Ivory handles, and my name engraved in the handle in gold inlay. I carry a spare clip. Both the weapon, and the spare clip are on a calf mounted holster, and only taken out when I believe either me, or the children in my care are in dire danger and in need of protection. I never show the gun to the children, ever, unless by need. I will defend your home, your belongings and your children with my life, including, sacrificing my own life. I would like an insurance policy, should this happen, a life policy, paid for by you, should this unfortunate event occur. I wish to be cremated and my ashes given to my friend Manuel, who may assist me with parties at your home as a server/butler/bartender, he knows children and child care very well, and is my room mate.
You can consider this my resume, ask me anything you wish should you consider me for this position, and we progress to an actual interview I am a very open, kind, loving, and honest person.
David Lee Frater,
1312 West Maryland Street, 102
Los Angeles, California 90017-2000
Leather_Elf at yahoo dot com
P.S.; I know a very nice party planner with theme parties for themed party events like a hawaian pool party, he is a tailor as well, and will custom make outfits for the staff to host your parties, such as Hugh Heffner Bunny Boy and Bunny girl parties, wedding receptions, weddings, and childrens parties with all the bells and whistles. He is a bit flamouyant, like Franz in the Father of the Bride, but I assure you, unlike Franz he does all the catering himself, anything you wish. he is a gourmet chef with a degree from Europe, a thoughly elegant young gentlemen. His rates are very affordable, he will work with any budget and your party will be the social hit of the season, I assure you, people will be hiring from your friends left and right and your party will be THE social event of your friends and contacts. He has an office, and a staff on call 24/7, so he can whip up a party with a shoestring, sealing wax and bubble gum. Let me know if you would like his services whether or not you consider me for employment. He has contacts with party suppliers and all the studio rental prop companies and also contacts with professional photographers should you wish to photograph your event or video tape it. You will LOVE HIM, he likes to be called by his nick name, Madame Bonnay, even though he is a flamboyant man. He is an Amorphrodite, both sexes in the same body, and has worked with Disney as a child actor, and currently working on a movie of his life story as an American Amorphrodite. I hope you give him a little business. My friends and I are fun and flamboyant, I am a bit like Franz myslef, your children will LOVE ME, I assure you, I amuse them ENDLESSLY, but in fun wholesome ways.